Pneumonia

Sorry for the gigantic lack of updates. The reasons are two-fold. Firstly, everyone is so nice to me on peds that I feel like there is nothing interesting to report. I mean, it seems writing everyday that everyone loves me and gives me respect would bore most people. It's only funny when I'm getting abused. I miss surgery. Second, this happened:

Medical Student: Hello small child and family with pneumonia! I see you were just seen yesterday in the emergency department and given amoxicillin. 

Small Child: (all cutesy) mmmhmmm! (big smile) (little cough)

Medical Student: Aww, how cute, here is a sticker of mickey mouse!

Small Child: Yay! Thanks! (cutesy smile)

Medical Student: What a polite little girl! Now open wide for me!

Small Child: Okay! (coughs in my face)

Medical Student: (!#$^%@) 

Small Child: (cutesy smile) sorry...

Mom: Oh, I'm sorry...

Medical Student: (you can take sorry and shove it...) That's okay! Here is another mickey sticker!

Small Child: Yay!!

So, yes, I have been sick all week and weekend. I did not know it was humanly possible to shed this much mucus onto the earth. I wish I could extract all my goblet cells. Also, I don't care if that was gross. Suffer with me!