Monday, March 15, 2010

Superpowers

Today I realized that one of my Attendings has a superpower. Let me explain. Perhaps you have been in the situation where you need to get somewhere but someone is in your way. Usually in such a situation you would say something like, "excuse me" or "I'm sorry, could I get by you real quick?" Not so with this Attending. He has the ability to move you using only his eyes (or maybe it's mind control, I'm not sure.) Basically this guy walks up to you and stares at you until your body just moves out of his way. It works every time too. Not once have I had the balls to just stare back at him and not move.

Caveat: This does not work on nurses. I have tried.

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