Medical Student: Hi There, I understand you've been having some stomach pain and I came by to do a quick exam.
Patient: Okay.
Medical Student: Great. Let me just wash my hands and we'll get started.
Patient: Yeah, you better.
Medical Student: (nervous laughter) why's that?
(Why did I ask him that? I don't know.)
Patient: Cause I can tell by lookin' at you that you just sit around touchin' yourself all day. I don't want all your junk germs on me.
That's it. I'm shaving my mustache.
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This is the best blog ever, please keep it up!
ReplyDelete- A vet student
Agreed, love the blog and your writing style! Keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteYou better wash your hands before typing this blog.
ReplyDeleteI don't want your junk germs on me.
I <3 your blog. Now I can't wait for 3rd year!! =D
ReplyDeleteHaha! I had the honor of being in the room with a third year doing his first vag exam.
ReplyDeletemedical student: I am going to check you.
pt: ok.
medical student: (ackwardly puts on gloves and tentatively touches labia)
pt: What? You've never touched a vagina before?
I think the best part of this story is how red the med students face was. I love my life.